West-Texans

I tried to put pronunciations in () so you could get a better idea of the accent. This story I am about to tell ye, the inspiration comes to me from the Lieutenant Governor of the great state of Georgia, Mr. Zell Miller! That’s right! I grow’d up at Route 4, Liberty, Mississippi. (Miss-sip-peh) The country seat town was a small town: Volunteer fire department. It was in the middle of the summer, big drought, no water, everybody knew if a building caught on fire (f-ah-re) it ‘as gone. Cause there wasn’t no water, they just couldn’t draw it up fast enough to put out no fire.   One Saturday evenin’ a buildin